CheesyMistress

The only time I'll ever be able to get this, so I'm enjoying it. ;) "Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.' " Charlie Brown "This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some country." Clint Eastwood. "In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One." Yakov Smirnoff "I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet." Rodney Dangerfield. "You h

I truly think that most people are enamoured with the sound of their own voices. They tend to use their constitutional rights to voice the most idiotic, senseless load of -deleted explicit-. And they have the audacity to label it an "opinion". :pissedoff: This labelling is their way of scurrying away from anyone who might try to convince them that they may perhaps be wrong. That way they can just say: "It's my opinion and I have a right to an opinion!" whilst they mercilessly shove it into all the poor innocent sheep surrounding them's throats. :boo: Religion, for example. Make no mistake- I don't personally care if you believe in the

:eatshit: ... That shit happens. :shithitsthefan:                :stfu: :bulletred: TAOISM: "If you inderstand the shit, it isn't shit." :yoda: :bulletgreen: COMMUNISM: "Let's share the shit!" :glomp: :bulletred: MARXISM: "You have nothing to lose but your shit" :stab: :bulletgreen: CONSPIRACY THEORISM: "THEY shit on us!":stab: :bulletred: ZEN: "What is the sound of shit happening?" :bulletgreen: PSYCHO-ANALYSIS: "Tell me about your shit" :bulletred: SIKHISM: "Leave our shit alone" :bulletgreen: AMISH: "Modern shit is useless." :no: :headache: :bulletred: SUICIDAL: "I've had enough of this shit!" :wave: :bulletgreen: JEHOVA'S WITN